Entertaining the warranty return department
Dear warranty return department,
Oh dear! My beloved SSD has departed from this world! Like a true rockstar, he shone too bright and died too young! Oh, cruel fate, to be thusly boned. Ask not for whom the bone bones, it bones for thee, dear Vertex. Please take care of my dearly departed as he enters the next world – the warranty return department.
On Wednesday eve, around 6pm, he suffered a heart attack in his sleep, and was henceforth no longer recognised by the bios. Several attempts were made to resuscitate him (in a Dell Poweredge server and Vantec disk dock), but it was too late. The doctors pronounced him dead at 7:54am Friday 29th July.
He will be remembered as a rebel. Ahead of his time – a star performer and a true testament to his generation. He will be missed by friends, family and coworkers alike. May he rest in peace.